Location: Mountain Point, Virgin Gorda

What’s up, relatives of the homies? It’s Evan cooking behind the keys. Actually, im not cooking, im eating behind the keys because Sam C and Bea cooked it up in the kitchen earlier. Actually, no, it was all Annika who made dinner, not Sam and Bea. Today, Jorge, Sam V, Maxime, and I, along with the rest of Shamwari, had our first open water dive. When we were at depth, I saw really cool shells and bright orange coral that I did not touch. Touching them would be insane. I would never touch them. Never. Never, never, never. After diving, we came back to Shamwari, where I ate most of the lunch that Annika *quickly corrected himself* I mean, Bea and Sam C definitely made. Quickly after lunch, we had a little sail chat followed by a great nap—correction, a great swim where we were flipping off the dingy. Later, we had a fabulous Thanksgiving-style dinner made by Bea and Sam. Definitely not Annika. It was all Bea and Sam. During clean up, our lovely Sam V caught a beautiful fish that performed a stunning dance show on our deck. Max(not Maxime) was very energetic and supported during the performance until King Toby decided to happily invite the fish back to its home in the ocean by absolutely giving it the ride of its life with his left foot. Then Max was very sad :(. After the the dance recital on Shamwari, Evan cooked up behind the quickly corrects again* I mean, ate behind the keys and wrote a banger blog.
Cheerfully in Christ, Evan